Fifty Shades Generator: create your own erotic novel
Following the success of the acclaimed bestseller “Fifty Shades of Grey” by E.L. James, this automatic text generator allows you to create your own piece of erotic literature in just one second.
Here’s how it is described on the website:
At the click of a button, it generates world-class literature based on a pre-defined vocabulary. Traditionally, print and web designers had to make use of placeholder text known as Lorem Ipsum. It consists of meaningless Latin, though recently there have been great developments in the field such as Bacon Ipsum, Hipster Ipsum and Samuel L Ipsum. Now, creatives can excite clients in more ways than one with Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired filler text.
I tried it out and that’s what came out of it:
Within no time, I could feel the shitty love mayonnaise seeping from my brown mile and all over my swollen budgie’s tongue. There was love mayonnaise foaming from his brie baton and I was wetter than a spastic’s chin. We were ready for more. It was bliss having his love muscle slid inside me again; stuffing my gashtray with a squash just didn’t get my Quimcy, M.E. spattering like it used to. The seemingly never-ending streams of love piss emanating from his cheese-crusted cock soon had me coated like a plasterer’s radio. Hours of plowing like this would leave any girl’s bald man in a boat looking like a bucket of smashed crabs, and I was no different!